Thursday, July 10, 2008

Signs Society Has Jumped The Shark #1 (In An Ongoing Series)

Oh, you can expect more of these snippets in the future. They should make a good bathroom reading book someday.


  • "Black Hole" is now a racist term. Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office. Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

Trust me, there will be more to come.

2 comments:

John said...

Well, in the lexicon of gay pornography, those terms actually do refer to race. I don't think I need to get more graphic than that.

As President Bush would say, you can verify that quite easily using The Google.

Kevin said...

Apparently that idiot commissioner also thinks that "devil's food cake" and "black sheep" are racist.