Signs Society Has Jumped The Shark #1 (In An Ongoing Series)

Oh, you can expect more of these snippets in the future. They should make a good bathroom reading book someday.

• "Black Hole" is now a racist term. Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office. Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

Trust me, there will be more to come.